So here’s the deal –the only difference about me and the other billion people out on the internet is that I admit I am not 5′10″, and 135 pounds, with 34 DDD breasts, that are natural, that I have perfectly white teeth, a sun tan, and wear Christian Dior.

The truth is — I weigh too much, I don’t exercise enough, I can be a bitchy, and I don’t tolerate a lot of bullshit. However — I am loveable:) And sometimes even funny. But just sometimes.

The reality is I am the biggest goofball that ever lived. And that’s the truth:) Been married since 98, have a son born in 2000. For the most part happy to lucky and free spirited. Am a game junky, closet gourmet, and love to travel:) Oh and I have been losing the same fucking 50 pounds over and over and sometimes it makes me a wee bit cranky.

You know, I have nothing terribly witty or profound to say. I’m just another lost poor slob in this big bad world trying to figure out the meaning of life, or something like that. Like everyone else I like to shoot my mouth off, pontificate, and catasrophize. Yup, just like everyone else….