My son came home with is very first “naughty note” from school.

“Dear Mrs. Diva, Zeus had a bit of trouble keeping his hands off another student when they were at the drinking fountain.  I had to go out into the hall three times to remind him to keep his hands to himself.

Maybe you could remind him about classroom rules and keeping his hands to himself. -  Thank you “Ms. Teacher”

We had the hands to yourself conversation, as well as following the rules, and above all listneing to the teacher.  I asked him exactly what he had done and he said “All I was doing Mom was the cha-cha”  I looked at him, cocked my head to the side and said “Huh?”  “You know — the cha-cha.  I jump on Hyden’s back and say “cha-cha-cha-” and his face goes into the water, it’s fun”  “Fun for you or him”, I said.  “We both thought it was hilarious” He replied.  He now knows the cha-cha isn’t okay.  Good God/

After more talking come to find out that when Zeus was out on the playground the little Kindy’s were sliding down the slide and he was body checking them and they were bouncing off of him and off the slide.  They all thought that was great fun.

That’s what I get for having a four feet six, 90 lb first grader.  He’s solid like a rock.