Boys are so predictable…
As I watched this I began to laugh and then I began to sigh. And finally I became annoyed. Why? Because I hear “Dude” all the time — why is it guys say dude a lot?
You know in our world today one has to be very careful in regards to their speech and actions because it might end up on Utube, or be recorded by the National Enquirer.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/01/dog.chapman.ap/index.html
Duane “Dog” Chapman who’s on TV Bounty Hunter was having a private conversation with his son. He wasn’t on a radio show with IMUS, or on Oprah for that matter. Again he was having a private conversation with his son. My guess is that he and his son were aruging about his son’s girlfriend who my guess is African American. Things that were not nice and shouldn’t be said were said and someone just happened to be near enough to record the conversation and splash it across the airways.
So when is enough enough? Hands down Duane shouldnt have referred to his son’s girlfriend using the “N” word. He probably refers to her as a bitch, cunt, and whore as well if he uses the “N” word in reference to her. Those I think are equally as bad as the “N” word. Do we record people’s heated conversations and splash that language all over the airways and utube? Hellz no. But because it’s the “N” word and it’s like it’s a thousand times worse or something.
Excuse me — news flash. It’s not. I think Duane owes his son an apology for being disrespectful regarding his girlfriend, and for that matter he probably owes the girlfriend an apology as well to her face for being a racist asshole. But to have A & E halt production of his televion show because he had a private conversation recorded — I think that is ridiculous.
We are human people. We make mistakes.
I can tell you what though — it will be a cold day in hell when I apologize publicly for calling my husband an asshole or worse during a private conversation.
Thriller…
When I was a kid I used to watch Thriller all the time –
Remember how huge this was? I used listen to this album (especially this song) over and over…. And this video scared the bejesus out of me.
We all loved Michael Jackson back then, and don’t even try to fucking lie and say you don’t — because you are a LIAR 
Oh and we all did that weird zombie nerdy dance they do too
I know I did
Sex in the sky…
Well cover me in whip cream and lick it all off!!! I think I’d be up to the challenge to have quiet sex
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380, has dashed the hopes of sexual thrill-seekers planning to engage in amorous activity aboard the world’s biggest jumbo jet.
The carrier said it would ask passengers on the A380 to refrain from sex while ensconced in one of its 12 first-class suites, which boast the world’s first airborne double beds.
“All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don’t cause offence to other customers and crew,” the company told Reuters in a statement.
“Nothing different applies for our Singapore Airlines Suites customers.”
While private, the double cabins are neither sound proofed nor completely sealed.
Singapore Airlines, the world’s second-largest airline by market value, started commercial flights of the double-decker A380 last week with a Singapore-Sydney service.
“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?” Tony Elwood, who traveled with wife Julie in a suite aboard the inaugural flight, told the Times of London.
“They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,” Julie said. “I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they?”
I don’t get cat people…
Okay so I am probably going to piss of a 1/3 of the world as I know it but I gotta say it. “I really don’t get cat people” - you know those people who have oodles of cats as pets. For that matter I don’t get those people who have oodles of dogs either or hamsters, rats, birds. Not unless you live on a farm I guess.
We had a cat growing up and a dog. And it was good and we loved the cat and dog and they loved us and we snuggled with them and played with them. But we didn’t have like 10 of each. A “menagerie” as my grandma would say.
Maybe it’s me and I’m the weird one.
With all that being said we have two dogs and a fish. And that’s plenty for me.
Resourcefulness
I found myself in a bind. I was dressed to the nines, great hair, great make up - on my way to a little soiree and I realized I was without fragrance. WCD never ever attends any function without wearing her signature fragrance which happens to be
Eternity by CK. So I stopped at Macy’s walked through the fragrance isle, looked about zeroed in on my fragrance, told the clerk my woe — she was very kind. She sprayed me down — and I ended up buying a travel bottle of it. And away I went.
Years ago I would have thought that to be tack - now just resourceful!
Does this mean we can all get along and be friends?
That’s the topic that’s been bothering me lately. I like to think politically I am an Independent. I get lot’s of “tsk tsk tsk’s” from both sides of the political sphere because of that. And you know what -I hate “tsk tsk tsk” — that’s judgmental and shaming as far as I am concerned. I like to think and decide things based on the circumstances and the issue, not by labels. Labels are for dividing into groups; where-as I believe it is better to unite into a whole. But it depends? Maybe my head’s up my ass.
Does liberal mean being compassionate, pro-government, and anti-business? If so that’s not me. I am pro-government on some things. But I am so not anti-business. And what does equality for everyone mean exactly?
Do I believe in equality for every person, and do I consider yourself universally empathetic? I am not sure what that means either.
I know I want the right to have a say what happens to my body. I don’t want the government telling me what’s okay and what’s not okay. I know I want the freedom to practice any religious belief I want, even if it’s not the mainstream. I also know I work very hard for my money and don’t feel everyone should have a free ride. Well — let me back up a bit. If you are able bodied then you should work and you shouldn’t be eligible for welfare, that goes for those mom’s who continue to procreate on purpose to use the system. That pisses me off. However, if you have a true disability and can’t work then that’s what the program is for.
Anyhow, my real question is do Liberals, Republicans and Independents think organically and fundementally on a different level — and can they all get along? I hear a lot of the time “I could never be friends with a Liberal” or “No way could I ever be friends with or have a relationship with a Republican, fundementally we are too different.”
Because I am Independent does that mean I get along with everyone?
Or am I just weird.
Not to ask the freaking checker at our local grocery store how she is. Holy Mary Mother Joeseph. It took her t w e n t y minutes to check my groceries in-between pausing to tell me how bad her Lupus is and Fibromyalgia, as well as her depression and the fact she isn’t moist anymore.
My eyes glazed over when she began about the barometric pressure, and I threw up a little in my mouth when she said she wasn’t moist anymore — “Everything’s dry as a bone, it makes intimacy most difficult”.
However, what was worth it was the look on the PIC’s face when I said “You know this checker over here talks way too much. Not only did it take 20 minutes to get through her line, but I had to hear her litany of health issues. And did you know she has a moisture issue now? She’s dry as a bone and it makes intimacy most difficult.”
He was drinking a cup of Starbucks, and he choked on it. Satisfied I smiled and said — “Have a nice day Tom.” And went on my merry way.
When I got home after unloading my groceries I wrote on my chalk board 100 times:
“I will not ask the checkers at the grocery store how they are.”
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